Lyrics: Me and My Dick - There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick

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OS: A dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you youíre the one
But that dickís just full of lies
A dickís a dickís a dickís a dickís a dick itís true
But you ainít never gonna find the dick for you
A dick can hit you hard
MC: Ooh, a dick can hit you fast
A dick can bring you love
OS: But that dick wont make it last
MC: Thereís a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea
OS: But they sure as hell
Havenít found a dick for me!
Both: There ainít nothing like a dick
MC: And the dick I've got's the best
Both: There ainít nothing like a dick
OS: They leaving you itching with the rest
Both: You can play with a dildo Ďtil it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ainít nothing like a dick
OS: Now youíre gettingí it Miss Cooter
Preach baby, preach!
MC: My Dickís a different breed
Heís got class heís debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby, heís got quite a pair!
OS: Yeah!
When he talks to me I get all hot and bothered you see
Iím positive that heís the only dick for me!
OS: Ooh, that dickís got you good
Heís got you under his spell
MC: Well, at least I have a dick
And at least I donít smell
OS: Make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick
Both: But at the end of the day
There ainít nothing like a dick
MC: I want that shaft in me today
Both: There ainít nothing like a dick
OS: Hey look a baby on the way!
MC: But the way he makes me feel
OS: Oh, they sureís areís slicks
Both: But at the end of the day there ainít nothing
Like a dick!
OS: And theyíll fuck ya too!

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