Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o�clock news blues And I�ve given up hope on the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I�m not crazy? is it any wonder I�m sane at all Well I�m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it I go out cruisin� but I�ve no place to go and all night to get there Is it any wonder I�m not a criminal? Is it any wonder I�m not in jail? Is it any wonder I�ve got
Too much time on my hands, it�s ticking away with my sanity I�ve got too much time on my hands, it�s hard to believe such a calamity I�ve got too much time on my hands and it�s ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands
Well, I�m a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world�s problems Without even trying I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends That is, as long as I�m buying Is it any wonder I�m not the president (he�s not the president) Is it any wonder I�m null and void? Is it any wonder I�ve got
Too much time on my hands, it�s ticking away at my sanity I�ve got too much time on my hands, it�s hard to believe such a calamity I�ve got too much time on my hands and it�s ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands