Home from school and here to stay I'll take it easy again today Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay Don't need no work, I sleep all day Hey! Couch Slouch! Fuck Off!
My mom don't like the way I live She says I take, but I don't give My dad can't stand the way I am He says, "Damn it, just get up man." Hey! Couch Slouch! You Suck!
Awaken now and then to eat and shit Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit Society's not ready for me Crazy assholes never will be Never will be!
Couch Slouch! Awaken now and then to eat and shit Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit Society's not ready for me Crazy assholes never will be Never will be!