Three important rules for breaking up Don't put off breaking up when you knowyou want to Prolonging the situation only makes it worse Tell himhonestly, simply, kindly, but firmly Don't make a big production Don'tmake up an elaborate story This will help you avoid a big tear jerkingscene If you wanna date other people say so Be prepared for the boy tofeel hurt and rejected Even if you've gone together for only a shorttime, And haven't been too serious, There's still a feeling ofrejection When someone says she preferres the company of others To yourexclusive company, But if you're honest, and direct, And avoid making aflowery emotional speech when you brake the news, The boy will respect youfor your frankness, And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight fowardmanner In which you told him your decision Unless he's a real jerk or acry baby you will remain friends
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