So ya Thought ya Might like to Go to the show. To feel that warm thrill of confusion, That space cadet glow. I�ve got some bad news for you sunshine, Pink isn�t well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate band We�re gonna find out where you folks really stand.
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There�s one in the spotlight, he don�t look right to me, Get him up against the wall! That one looks jewish! And that one�s a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There�s one smoking a joint, And another with spots! If I had my way, I�d have all of you shot!�